Tuesday, July 1, 2008

4 Steps to Becoming a White Trash Baby

Step One: Begin the day fully clothed and clean
Step Two: Go poop and get it all over your pants resulting in no more pants.
Step Three: Go out to eat and forget to bring a bib resulting in no more shirt.
Step Four: Voila! You are now a bona fide "White Trash Baby" 

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